I never sucked an uncut penis. Is it any different? Just curious…

In most cases, I’d guess, there’s no difference at all. In most intact penises, when erect, the foreskin fully retracts so you can barely notice it’s there. That’s my case. As you can see in most of my pictures, when my penis is hard you see no foreskin and when people suck it, it’s always hard. You could pull it forward if you want to, and play with it sticking your tongue under the hood, if that’s your thing, but that isn’t a mandatory requirement for a good blowjob. So I’d assure you, once again, if you blew an intact (I prefer that term to uncircumcised) penis like mine, with fully retractible foreskin, you’d not notice any difference at all. 
That being said, there’re are also cases of intact penises with different levels of phimosis–that’s a condition when the foreskin is too tight and unable to fully retract so the penis head, the glans, remains partially or fully covered, even during erections. This can be problematic and quite uncomfortable for the man, and if that’s the case doctors would recommend circumcision, even if the patient is an adult. In some cases, though, penises with phimosis are perfectly functional and cause no pain or discomfort to the man so they decide to keep it intact. If you run into one of this cases and you blow that penis, my assumption is that it will, in fact, feel different in your mouth, mainly because the skin of the glans feels very different to the tact than the foreskin. Also, it might make it harder to reach the most sensitive parts of the penis, located in the neck, right under the glans.
I’m not an expert in cock sucking, I’m only an expert in getting my cock sucked, so I can only talk from my personal experience and everything else is speculation and based on things I’ve read or I’ve heard from men with phimosis, so take it with a grain of salt and do some research on your own. Go out and find some uncircumcised men (most of them foreigners, if you live in the US) and have some fun experiencing it first hand. 

If you want to read more about my adventures in the dating world with my big, uncircumcised penis, I suggest you read my sex memoir trilogy. Download it here.   

thehumandildo: You wanna know how I started working at a…

thehumandildo:

You wanna know how I started working at a porn-shop where things like this happened frequently? Read all about it here.

One of my favorite porn scenes I’ve done was with this girl….

One of my favorite porn scenes I’ve done was with this girl.
People always ask me about fucking all these hot girls when I did porn and really, I didn’t particularly like any of the partners I worked with. None of them were really my type. I was OK fucking them, but none of them were the type of girl I’d approach at a party.
This one girl, however, was different, because I knew her before doing porn together, she was a coworker of mine at the porn-shop and when I told her I was doing porn videos she said she would do one–with me.
So it was super hot and fun. The chemistry was real. We didn’t have to fake anything. We were genuinely attracted to one another. And unlike all other porn I shot, there was no awkwardness on this scene, because, well, we were already fucking.

The full story is included in the third and last volume of my autobiographical trilogy. You can grab that, along with books one and two, HERE.

I’ve just reached 7000 followers and I wanted to thank all of…

I’ve just reached 7000 followers and I wanted to thank all of you who help me promote my blog by reposting my dick all over your blogs. Also, I wanted to welcome all the new followers of The Human Dildo by sharing with them a short recap of what they’ve been missing out: the top ten photos and/or gifs with the most likes in the history of this blog (it’s probably one of them who got you here in the first place).

In this current incarnation, The Human Dildo has been up on tumblr since August 2013, but it existed since 2009 in other formats. When I started it, the focus wasn’t so much on exhibitionism and CFNM but on writing and sharing steamy stories about my past in the sex industry. Since then, those stores have mutated from blog posts into chapters of my series of eBooks. The Human Dildo then became the main promoter of those books, thanks to my extensive archive of photos and videos of my porn days, plus my recent selfies.

But of course, I’m a true exhibitionist at heart so the actual raison d’etre of this blog is to show off my body and turn women on. If it wasn’t for the likes and reblogs I get daily from my female followers, I would’ve probably abandoned this blog a long time ago. 

So, thanks again to all of you, keep following, keep browsing through my archives, keep reblogging, keep recommending me to your friends, keep touching yourself to my posts (and telling me about it) and keep reading my books. I’ll keep my big, veiny, uncut dick always hard and ready for all of you.

thehumandildo: These are some clips from the first semi-pro…

thehumandildo:

These are some clips from the first semi-pro porn movie, which a friend of mine directed (I say semi-pro because we were all pros in the sex business, but none of us got paid for this and it was never released anywhere). The girl, “the nurse,” was my buddy’s girlfriend at the time. He insisted we should dress up as doctor and nurse and play one of those clichéd porno scenarios. As you can tell by her expression, she wasn’t feeling the facial cum-shot thing very much.

The outrageous full story behind this shooting is included in the second volume of my sex book trilogy and you can read all about it here.